THE
ROAD
........to
nowhere
by
Kudos
I
braced myself for this film, set after a global doomsday event it
follows the trek of a father and son to find................well it
wasn,'t any emotion, never troubled my tear ducts, never lift my
heart rate above sleep level, never once did I care about the father
who every step of the way made the wrong choice, oh and there was a
lot of steps, and sleeping and more steps, it would be more tense
watching a marathon in reverse in slow motion.
It
is a tribute to all involved that they managed to make the end of the
world less interesting than the spider that was walking across my
carpet whilst I was watching, the spider achieved more and did it in less
time.
Stuck
with it right to the end............and to be fair I loved the
ending, never have I been so happy to see the end credits, eject the
dvd and throw it out onto the street in the hope every car going
passed ground it into the tarmac
If
I wanted to watched some scruffy IQ challenged moron pushing a
trolley for 2 hours then I certainly don't need to pay for the
pleasure, we have 24 supermarkets now and sure I would be more
entertained hanging around the local Tescos at 3am in the morning
I wish I had followed Charlize Therons example, walked out early even if it meant certain death, at least it would have been quick and spared me this trek............the guy even made his own death dull.
Devoid
of any plot, devoid of any back story, devoid on any
emotion.......just avoid.
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